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Departmental Gazette
Issue One — November 2026
News, views and useful nonsense from the Department of Doing F All.
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Our departmental principles
Observe. Take in the situation. Let others make the first move.
Avoid. Steer clear of unnecessary tasks and commitments.
Delegate. Whenever possible, let someone else deal with it.
Survive. Maintain a comfortable balance and protect your peace.
Departmental motto: Don’t overdo it. Ta ta.